Kid Tested

lordsaucypants @ 2008-04-24T22:13:00

2008-04-25T02:13:45Z

A ll I can hear behind the noise is the ticking of my tiny, golden pocketwatch.

Trip!

2008-03-28T14:11:27Z

Well, this Saturday I've finally got plans!

I'm driving up to Wakefield, MA to visit a friend named Ani who I met at the AB convention with Abby.
And I know fairly well that a pair of you live up there!
I won't mind at all seeing you guys again, it being almost a year since RI Pride.
So, if you aren't busy, drop me a line either on here, on MySpace, or via e-mail.
epic.failure@yahoo.com

P.S.
Note to everyone: I'm going to be busy all Saturday, then on Sunday at Dog Orphans. Text me rather than call, if you need something!

lordsaucypants @ 2008-02-25T00:39:00

2008-02-25T05:40:48Z

The sidewalk is rushing at my head again
I'm lying on the street in the rain and wind
From doing forward rolls down Avenue A
With my guitar on my back don't let it end this way

Somehow i dialed my cell
I didn't know I could get service in hell
How quickly can you get here
Don't know where I am dear
Finally the world actually seems to be revolving around me

Shoobie doobie doo-wap
I over did it at the soda shop
Thanks for being my girl
At the "I Don't Know When to Stop" Sock-Hop

You held my head over the edge of the bed
I remember it now but at the time I thought I was dead
You put a pan there and held back my hair
How can I repay you for saving me and my hardwood floor

Shoobie doobie doo-wap
I over did it at the soda shop
Thanks for being my girl
At the "I Don't Know When to Stop" Sock-Hop

And when the world stops spinning round
I'll pick the pan up off the ground
I read my up-heaves much like tea leaves
They said, "Its over, so get sober or you'll die again."

Good song, though.

lordsaucypants @ 2008-02-14T15:44:00

2008-02-14T20:47:59Z

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

( I don't really like this holiday, but whatever floats your boat! I get candy! )

Anyways.
I've had a fever over 100 for the past two days, so I am D*E*L*I*R*I*O*U*S!!
It's great talking to yourself for no apparent reason. Really!
I think I got my mom sick, too, though. Eeh, oops.

...
Wait, why am I watching Storm Hawks?
I hate Storm Hawks!

lordsaucypants @ 2008-01-30T16:13:00

2008-01-30T21:14:46Z

Apparently I'm someone's 'mistake'.
Thanks.

Pandaikon:YP #1 [Pt.1]

2008-01-29T19:39:06Z

ACHTUNG UBER!

2008-01-24T21:26:30Z

Erin and I are starting a webcast on Youtube!
It is scheduled to be called: "Pandaikon: YP".
Pandaikon being a panda from Nerima Daikon Brothers, and a daikon being a large Japanese radish resembling that of a white carrot.
YP standing for Yuki and Phayte, those being our nicknames.

We will be taking suggestions at pandaikon_yp@yahoo.com or via comments on Youtube.
However, our first video is planned out to be about Yaoiland, much thanks to RP Ikkou that Phayte is apart of.
This episode will also (hopefully) include a Mobile special, in which we venture to the local Burger King so I can apply for a job. xD
We'll try to make Pandaikon: Mobile! episodes every now and then. I want to go back to Barnes & Noble. xD
Also, we want to occasionally bring in special guests to talk with us about.. well, whatever the heck we want to!

That is all.

-------------
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PandaikonYP
Freewebs: http://www.freewebs.com/pandaikon-yp

Achtung!

2008-01-22T05:00:31Z

For all of you who may not know, I got my nose quarterized for about the fourth time a few weeks ago.
Well, it didn't work.
Now, this wouldn't regularly come as a such a surprise, but I'm saying this because I just got 4 nosebleeds consecutively from 2 to 7 am. In the same month I was quarterized.
Not a very good job.

That was this morning (Monday).

Despite my efforts to rehydrate my body and eating carbohydrates, I am still mildly weak and tired.
I'm tiring easily, almost fainted once from running up the stairs, and start to ache when I move too much for too long.

So, what I'm intending to say is this:
If I don't acknowledge you at all or right away, I'm sorry.
And if I don't hug you (or don't do a good job of it).
If I space out, please wait for my attention to come back around, don't yell or poke at me. (I've found this state makes me a little moody.)

Anyways, that's all I really had to say, a warning, I guess.

See you all tomorrow and good luck on your 7th Period midterm exams!

lordsaucypants @ 2007-12-11T15:17:00

2007-12-11T20:22:25Z

I completely forgot I cleaned my room yesturday.
I walked in and was like, "Wait, wtf? Magic!"
:D I'm such a little loser.

Anyways, we sang for old folks today for chorus.
Good times. Gooooood tiiiimes.
The bus was sooo effing cramped though. That sucked. What sucked most about that part, though, was that Maggie and Emily flipped and became total bitches because Abby and I were sitting in their seats. And it's not like there was room to get up and try to find out original seats now (people had taken them, of course). Seriously. it's just a seat. Get the fuck over yourself. You fat, blubbery whale-whores. >:\
Sorry, I'm done.
I'm actually in a very very good mood right now!
And I have no ide--wait, yes I do!
I was not in school all day. :D That was it.
A Period study, and then POOF! Gone until 3 minutes before dismissal.
YAAAY.

p.s.
Razzles are very yummy.

lordsaucypants @ 2007-12-02T23:51:00

2007-12-03T04:52:01Z

MY STOMACH IS TRYING TO EAT ITSELF!

This message brought to you by Dial Soap (TM).

lordsaucypants @ 2007-11-22T22:12:00

2007-11-23T03:15:09Z

I FEEL LIKE A BLOATED COW.
~~And yet I've come to realization I've lost 7 pounds.~~
WHOOPS. :D

Oh well.
Change in diet does that to you!

OMNOMNOMNOM is all I have to say to Turkey Day.
That and I am SO VERY THANKFUL for being able to spend an entire Thursday: sans school, sleeping in, staying up late, and spending the WHOLE DAY in my PAJAMAS!
<3333

lordsaucypants @ 2007-11-01T15:41:00

2007-11-01T19:45:08Z

Halloween was awesome.
Winona, Katy, Abby, and I were all zombies. :3
And Matt was there, but he was Darth Vader.

The highlight, I think, was divided;
Singing Darth Vader's theme song whenever Matt walked up to a house
and
Singing 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' at one of the houses, to an old lady, who in turn gave us the jumbo-sized candy bars.
Yumm.
Diabetes is lurking around the corner.

Anyways, what sucks the most is that I think I'm sick now.
Although I'm not the stereotypical "sick".
I'm the upset kind of sick you get when you're an angsty teenager like many of us highschoolers.
Continuous shaking, knotted throat, migrane, congestion, and a slight stomach ache.

But, I should start cleaning my room now.
Can't sit here and complain all day!

lordsaucypants @ 2007-10-22T22:13:00

2007-10-23T02:15:50Z

I finally got my own camera. <:3

aka, Mum handed me over the camera since I've been using it so much and just kinda said, "Well, here you go."
I don't an up-to-date camera, so I'm perfectly fine with it!
Playback option, flash vs no-flash, far away focus, close-up focus.
All I need is no flash option, playback, and delete.
So, yay!

Although, I wouldn't mind having an old-fashioned camera.
You know, where it spits out the photograph and the picture fades in.
Me likey. :3

lordsaucypants @ 2007-10-21T11:47:00

2007-10-21T15:55:15Z

30 Days Of Night is the FUNNIEST (stupid) vampire movie I have ever watched besides that one, (I think it was called Vampires, The Rising) with the Latino vampire guy with a beard. That was just stupid, though.
But, this one.. Gigglesnort-worthy!
Especially that one scene near the beginning when everyone's screaming.
We all laughed so damn hard, I thought rootbeer was gonna shoot out of my nose.
And when that Hagrid-looking guy almost blew himself up and he like.. sommersaulted in the air on fire. XDD
Yeah, sure, it's gorey.. But, God.. So darn funny.

The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the camera.
It shook like ALL the time during the violent scenes, and it pissed us all off a great might.

Anyways, we had a great time hanging around in iParty with all the masks, Barnes & Noble in the JR section, the game shop.. And when it started raining and we had to run to Barnes & Noble and we looked like a cult. xD

And then I woke up to SuperStar! Good movie!

lordsaucypants @ 2007-10-15T23:11:00

2007-10-16T03:12:06Z

I think I have I.D. (iron defficiency) anemia. :]

Death, eh?

2007-10-15T23:11:34Z

<table width='100%'><tr><td><img src="http://quizfarm.com//images/1146083511key13.jpg" ></td></tr><tr><td><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=42243N'>Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></td></tr><tr><td>You scored as <b>XIII: Death</b><p> Death is probably the most well known Tarot card - and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without "death" there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The "death" of the child allows for the "birth" of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.<br><br></p><table width='50%'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>XIII: Death</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='81' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>81%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>IV - The Emperor</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='75' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>75%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>III - The Empress</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='69' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>69%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>II - The High Priestess</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='69' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>69%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>VI: The Lovers</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='69' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>69%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>I - Magician</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>VIII - Strength</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>XVI: The Tower</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>0 - The Fool</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>XIX: The Sun</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>XI: Justice</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>XV: The Devil</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%</font></td></tr> <tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>X - Wheel of Fortune</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='38' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>38%</font></td></tr> </table></td></tr></table>

Oktoberfest

2007-10-07T14:28:45Z

Oktoberfest was so awesome! :D Despite my having to be in a dress and those horrible chorus shoes that made my toes feel like they were bleeding. Uhh.. Yeah, singing was okay, too. We sang Jersey Boys, so I was happy. :]
Jersey Boys rock.

I got to hang out with a lot of people, and I made a new friend named Sean who looks just like Neville! :D And another guy named Jake who's Abby's friend who reminds us of James Potter.
Wow, you can tell where my mind's been.
Oh, and me and Erin road the little kiddy train around the church common. THAT was fun. xD
We mainly hung out behind the library, 'cause it has a stairwell and it was nice and cool there.

But, I am in a little bit of a pickle, as I've come to realize beforehand.
... But, that's not what you want to hear about!
:DDD

I also got to see my very good, very old friend, Tala! She's been going to college because she's so smart (blah), so neither me nor Erin see her very often anymore. We used to be the three musketeers. D:
Anyways, I was so psyched to see her. x3 I'm glad she was as happy to see me as I was to see her.

So, when things started winding down and people headed home, I took Erin, Tala, Juan, and Winona back to the house to watch Poltergeist Report... which we never really ended up doing. We hung out in the kitchen with Erin's camcorder, talking about Uno. xD
Around 6-ish, I got a bad bloody nose and had to lock myself in the bathroom. >_>
Well, eventually, around 7:40 or so I was relaxing in the recliner in the parlor, and it was just about stopped by then. Needless to say I looked like death and resorted to a large coffee mug of cold water and ice and retreated to my airconditioned room with Winona.
No, we did not play Uno.. ERIN.
Basically we were just relaxing and trying to do some character development for our stories. Which went quite well if I do say so myself! Especially for Ashlin. :D

Anyways, we ordered Chinese food. :D That was goooood.
And then everyone went home around 10 and I fell right asleep. Yaaay, sleep.
I feel rejuvinated now. Yaaay.

Sadly, I completely forgot anything about Homecoming, so I sort of feel like I left Sasu in the dust... ]:
But, then again, I did say I probably wasn't going to go, anyways.
I'm sorryyyy, Sasuuu. D: <333

.. Kbye!

Wedding + Me = HOLYCRAYOLA, BATMAN!

2007-09-14T00:27:49Z

Yeah! So!
Mums are getting married on Saturday, 10 am! I'd really appreciate a little drop by, you knooow.
xD Not that I haven't bugged the ever-loving crap out of my friends about it.
Does it come as no surprise we are ALL going to wear suits?
Though, I'm going to go through with a rare event and put on a dress for the receiption.
DUNDUNDUUUN.
It's like willing blackmail.
So, yeah.
Once in a lifetime chance right there. I still hate dresses--this one's just special.
Though, now that I think about it, all I'm gonna do for the party is take off my jacket and vest and untuck my blouse.
I'm lazy like that.

ANYWAYS!
I have an entire to-do list, so I gotta get back hopping with that!
Though.
Coleen says I'm like mum more than ever because of it.
That aspect is scary.
BUT SABE IS COMING OVER. :DDD
SO, IT'S MORE WORTH IT THAN USUAL!
I'M TYPING IN CAPS SO HE CAN READ IT!
Hehe.

I loooove you AAALL. >:3
Accept the love!

Ouh.
Sasuke.
~~Why do you hate me?~~ What's up? :D

Recommended Music

2007-09-03T08:25:51Z

Despite tomrrow (aka today, 3:37 AM) being a "holiday", I'm determined to get my hair cuit!
Slight color change, full layers with razor cut.
If I didn't have any bo--... I -will- look like a boy.
Haahahaha.

But, yeah.
If one kid at school makes a comment on my sexuality this year, I'm gonna slug them in the face.
:D Yaaaay.
Happy place!

Anyways.
Since I can't really give a good recommended reading list for things to do, I'm gonna compile some songs I like by language and throw them all into one giant post. (But, nooo. Not in any specific order. I'm too lazy.)
...
Which will start

*ENGLISH
-----------------------------------------------------
1. Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girls"
2. Gwen Stefani - "What You Waiting For"
3. Marianas Trench - "Shaketramp"
4. Crew Cut (I think) - "Sh-Boom"
5. ??? - "Do You Take It In The ***? "
6. Sting - "A Thousand Years"
7. Tomboy - "OK2BGAY"
8. Mika - "Lollipop"
9. VAST - "Touched"
10. The Pink Spiders - "Knock Knock"
11. Snow Patrol - "Wow"
12. Deathcab For Cutie - "I Will Follow You Into The Dark"
13. Prozzak - "Pretty Girls"

*GERMAN
--------------------------------
1. 200 Sachen - "Sekt zum Fruhstuck"
2. Rammstein - "Barbie Girl"
3. Everything by Rammstein.. ? :D
4. The Producers (aka Franz Liebkind >P) - "Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band? "
5. Bela B. - "Tag mit Schutzumschlag"

*SWEDISH
-----------------------------------
1. ??? - "???"
2. S.O.S. Brigade - "Caramelldansen"

*LATIN
----------------------------------
1. Mozart - "Lacrymosa"
2. Mozart (again) - "Dies Irae"

*CHINESE
-----------------------------------
1. Cyndi Wang - "Honey"

*ARABIC (I think)
------------------------------------
1. Aishwarya Rai & Shah Rukh Khan - "Ishq Komina" (Again, I dunno)
2. Dil Se - "Chaiya Chaiya"

*JAPANESE (Hold onto your hats!)
--------------------------------------
1. Morning Musume - "The Manpower"
2. Zone - "Good Days"
3. Zone - "Sotsugyou"
4. Morning Musume - "Ikkimasshoi"
5. Morning Musume - "Chokkan"
6. Antic Cafe - "Escapism"
7. Supercar - "STROBOLIGHTS"
8. Aya Matsuura - "Yeah! Meccha Holiday"
9. Psycho le Cemu - "Prism"
10. Psycho le Cemu - "Yume Kazaguruma"
11. Ai Otsuka - "I Can Chu"
12. Ai Otsuke - "Daisuki Da Yo"
13. The Scanty - "Home Girl"

*FRENCH
--------------------------------
1. 8 Femmes - "Papa T'es L'coup"
2. Ilona Mitrecey - "Allo Allo"
3. Ilona Mitrecey - "Pinocchio T'es Pas Cap"
4. Pigloo - "Le Papa Pingouin"
5. Pigloo - "Le Ragga Des Pingouins"

May have more later, stay tuned~..

!Caution

2007-08-31T01:39:14Z

Okay, so.. Dunno what to do. o_o;;

Mum's been uber pissy as of lately, most likely to do:
                                            A.) Remodeling the kitchen.
                                            B.) Her wedding.
or                                        C.) Her period.

I bet on D, all of the above.
Err.. Corny.

But, she's been on my tail about cleaning my room, the whole braces thing, getting a job, going out at random times in the day to get her things while she and her fiancee, Coleen, sit on their asses and watch TV.
Yeah.

I mean, I know I should clean my room, but it's my room. I can organize it however I want, and if I can find things better when they're laid out on the floor, then so be it!
The braces thing.. I understand completely why she'd be upset. But, honestly. She does not need to start up swearing about it.
Getting a job.. I put my applications in! Why should she be mad just because I haven't been accepted yet! Jeeze! At least I'm making an effort!

The getting things for them is pretty much just utilizing my newly aquired liscence to their own needs, despite my own hypocratically empty schedule. But, it's really annoying when they want you to get rubbing alcohol to clean the countertops at NINE O'CLOCK AT NIGHT.

Anyways, apparently mum's going to turn off "everything" in my room unless my room isn't clean by the time she gets home tomorrow.
Gee, thanks mom. Make me start working needlessly at 9:30 pm. Just what I need.
It's not enough that I have the stress of Senior Year on my shoulders, oh no! You have to pile useless pressure on top of that!
I know how hypocratical this might sound, but GRR!

I'M GONNA GO PUNCH A BUNNY! D:<

Done!

Oh Hell

2007-08-20T16:31:28Z

Sooo yeah.

I've been doing close to nothing with my summer. I haven't even purchased The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, my summer reading book. I hate summer reading. I wanna read my own damn books, leave me alone! >:[
Yeesh!
...
Besides the point that all I need to do is annotate it. I'm just lazy. You know how it is.

Aaah..
WAIT...

I DON'T WANT TO BE A SENIOR YET!! ;___;
It's scary.. But, yet, it's exciting. I'm so ready for N.E.S.O.P.
.. But, like many people, I might consider taking a year off before I'm ready for college.
I might use that time to take on a job or two and save as much as possible.
But, at least I don't have to worry about rooming expenses! I'm staying here, so don't worry about where I'm going for three years.
xDD I'm such a loser.
But, I'm very greatful that my selected college is so close, and that my mother and I are on such good terms.

Speaking of my mothers (yes, plural!), my mum cut her thumb while rewiring something at 5 am yesturday. :<
It was kinda funny watching her wear a bright purple glove, though. Hehehehe.
Anyways, they're FINALLY getting married! It's supposed to be sometime in September, I think. Yeah, I'll get back to you on that.
Just let me know if you wanna come, yeah?

Who I'm forcing to come:
Alex
Sabe
Erin
Ashley
Andrew
Uhm.. People.

I know people starting with A. o_o

Time to go make a nuisance of myself!
Aka take a shower and start calling people to SAVE ME FROM THIS LONLINESS. O_o
Pleeaase?

lordsaucypants @ 2007-08-15T02:05:00

2007-08-15T06:07:32Z

I
Am
So
Sleepy
.

...

I.ASS?

Pffahahahaha.

lordsaucypants @ 2007-08-04T14:21:00

2007-08-04T19:20:02Z

1. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Yes.. Who knows when someone could barge in. The bathroom door is right next to the one to outside.

2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
With someone. xDD Preferably Alex, seeing as last time we went shopping it was fun as hell.

3. It's your friends birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?
Yes, but downplay on the presentation. >:3

4. You win the lottery. What do you do?
Prepare for the world's end.

5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
I like it soft.

6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Snowy mountain. <3

7. When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
Night time! It's comforting to fall asleep warm and clean and cozy.

8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
Yes, but I prefer to watch them with Sabe, who is used to me cowering. o,o

9. Soft bed or firm?
SOFTFIRM! .. xDD ... Soft. <3

10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Stay home with someone close to me.

11. What's one of your worst memories?
Almost kicking Sabe out of my life that one night on the phone. I can't remember a time when I cried that much.

12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Keep the peace! :<

13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
Close friends FTW.

14. What are your plans for October?
Kidnapping people legally, dressing up for Halloween as always. I'unno. Wear more sweaters?

15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Malta. I've been there, it's gorgeous and the people are wonderful.

16. What is your ideal profession?
Photojournalism.

17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Technically my mom IS my dad. She's the man in her relationship. ... So, yes, I am.

18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Needles! :<

19. Are you good at math?
What I've dealt with so far, yes.

20. What's stashed under your bed?
God only knows. o___o I'm afraid to look under there. Things might be living under there, like.. living mold or something.

21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
Yes. Diedra. Thank god she was only at school for a few weeks.

22. In the opposite sex, where should their piercing(s) be?
Labret, eyebrow, cartilage.. Hell, I love piercings. ._. <3

23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
Roommates make me feel friendly.

24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?
... One.. And he knows it.

25. Do you like to drive?
Kinda.

26. Ever juke a friend at JukePix.com?
Do what to who at whatnow?

27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
OH FUCK!

28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
They earn enough as it is. And they ridden me with guilt, so I need a quick escape! ... And they're probably addicts who got on the streets because they wasted their money on alcohol or illegal substances.

29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Key West?
... Where is Key West? Can't I just stay home? Leave me alone! D:

30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
I got a list. >:D

31. What do you wear to sleep in?
Comfy cotton.

32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Eat better sushi, visit Sabe, finally rid of my modesty to do something, toss a penny off the Empire State Building, yell at everyone who ever made me feel bad about myself, tell my family I love them and give them hugs, make up a last Will & Testament, confess both undying lvoe and eternal gratitude to a few people, call everyone I've ever met to say hello, then relax and take a nap for a prelude into death. Wait, what the heck would I die from?! Come back here and tell me!!

33. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
Listen to Mozart and call Sabe while curled up with my lamb plushie.

34. Whats worse: Tanning bed or Sun Rays?
Tanning beds. I agree with Erin when she says Final Destination III. -Twitches.-

35. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
Yes, but I needn't say it.

36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
... Did Andrew and Erin finally kidnap me?

37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Doing laundry. .. PFFBTT.

38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
No. Then I'd worry and my life would be ruined forthwith because of it! Let it BE A SURPRISE!

39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Blueberry muffins. Mmm. And ham!

40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
One of Rob's stupid friends. ><

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

1. What was your favorite candy as a kid?
Smarties. *^*

2. Whats the best place to order t-shirts online?
Uhmm.. Your face. :D

3. Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me?
Nope!

4. How many clocks are in your house?
Eight or nine..

5. Has someone ever sexually poured candle wax on you?
Wtfno.

6. Are you scared of Two-Legged Stools?
... Is that an innuendo or something? I don't get it.

7. If you were asked to name a very common phobia, what would you say?
Hippopotomonstrousisquippidaliaphobia.

8. Can you ever be a vegan?
Not for very long.. I love haaaam. Mmm.

9. Has someone ever called you peanut?
Peanut Gallery, but not just plain Peanut.

10. What's the closest pink object in your reach?
A dice rattle. o_O It's sparkly.

11. Have you ever taken a shower, naked, with a friend?
Nope, but I took a bath with a friend in our bathingsuits. XD

12. Who do you secretly, or openly, want to have sex with?
I don't really have a sexual appetite.

13. Do you have a currently celebrity crush?
Rupert Grint is hot. >:3

14. Do you like nicknames that are from your name?
Yes. One. ... CALL ME CHRIST!!

15. If you were to dress Mod, Name something you'd have to wear:
Pink underpants. Because I don't know what Mod is.

16. Have you ever gotten into a serious bike accident?
No, but close? When I was little, some friends pushed me down their steep driveway on my bike, I skidded into the road and a car almost ran over my knee. :D

17. Have you, do you/ would you ever eat tofu?
Tofu reminds me of albino poop. ... Cubed.. But, yeah, I would. XD

18. What would you say if a Playboy Playmate walked up to you on the street naked?
... Would your boobs pop if I poked them with this needle?
Can I find out?

19. Where is most of the furniture in your house from?
Hell if I know!

20. When you play The Sims, do you find your self overly-decorative?
Yup.. I like stuffing the house with pretty stuff and theme-ing up the rooms. :3

21. Have you ever washed someones car to get money?
Yes. Yes, I have.

22. Whats a question you always wanted to see on a survey but never did?
"Have you ever had a dream about hippos?" ... I don't know!

23. Have you ever walked in the middle of the street just to piss off people?
... Yes. >:D

24. Were you ever called a slut, when it wasn't a joke?
I don't think so.. But, if so, I'm gonna hunt you down!! >:[

25. Were you ever drug tested?, if so, what were your results?
Nope.

26. Have you ever been to a funeral?
Yeah, but I somehow came home with a brand new teddybear.

27. Does your grandma know how to party?
I don't think so.. o,o

28. Have you ever been to Villa Roma?
.. If that's the name of a strip club or something, no. If you mean actual Rome, then yes I have! ^_^

29. What do you do when someone jokingly slaps your ass?
Squeal. O_O ... And probably slap theirs back. Revenge! Kekekeke.

30. Is there a street name that you absolutly love?
Tubby's Lane (in Millbury)

31. Has someone ever written a song about you?
Nope. I'm not special enough. :D

32. What kind of computer are you taking this survey on?
Envision or something. Ouh. Dell.

33. Have you ever seen the Geek Squad car in person?
No. u.u

34. Have you ever taken a quiz to see how scene you are?
I think once, but I forgot what I got.

35. Have you ever shaved your head?
NO! o____o NEVER!

36. Ever throw something at a fan and laughed as it flew across the room?
Omgyes. xD I also put a Slinky on the fan.

37. Are you Jewish?
Not that I know of.

39. Have you ever dated someone that played drums?
No, but then again, I don't date much.

40. Would you rather use a professional camera or a digital camera?
Digital camera.

41. Do you steal iPods from people on the bus/train?
Err.. No?

42. Do you currently have have bruises on your body?
Yeah, on my knees as usual. I need to stop running into things.

43. How often do you shave your legs?
Every other day. :} -Rubs smooth legs.-

44. Have you ever seen someone get beat up, and did something about it?
No, but I would!

45. Have you ever watched Queer Duck?
HOLY HELL, YES I HAVE. XDD Ahahahaha.

46. Whats a movie that you haven't watched in years?
A Little Princess.

47. Have you ever eaten something you weren't supposed to?
Maaaaybe.. -Shifty eyes.- I stole a cookie from the cookie jar. >:)

48. Have you ever had the urge to chew on a battery?
Yes. o_o

49. Have you ever made plans but then decided to just sit in the house?
Yes, I am so damn lazy.

50. Have you ever masturbated while watching pornography?
... That's a little personal, don't you think? But, no.

51. Did you have anything to drink today?
-Clings to Gatorade.-

52. Have you ever met a really skinny boy who wished he was skinnier?
Yes. I felt like slapping him. >:{

53. Is there an air conditioner in the room you are currently in?
Uh huh~. Kekekeke.

54. How often do you cook?
Whenever I wanna, bish! Muwahahaha.

55. When was the last time you cut your toenails?
Yesturday, I think.

56. Why do the majority of teens think that fake eating disorders are cool?
They want attention. That's what it's always about.

57. Last movie you saw:
Cinderella. ... o_o Whaaaat?! I LIKE THE SINGING MICE.

58. First decade you remember:
50's.

59. What was it like?
Uhmm.. I dunno, but they had the song Sh-Boom, which I love!

60. Last drink you drank?
Blue, berry-flavored Gatorade!

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

1.Where do you live?
In a room in a house in a town in a state in a country on Earth.

2. Who knows a secret or two about you?
Sabe.

3. Five words to explain why you last threw up?
Blood clot in the back of the throat--must've tickled my uvula. :< It was at school, it sucked.

4. Have you ever burned yourself?
Yeah, it sucks. But, then again, that's what I get for putting my hand near a candle!

5. What's crazy to you?
Normality is crazy.

6. Do you have any siblings?
Step siblings!

7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
I agree with Erin. Angie. Angie talks a lot of crap she shouldn't.

9. Would you ever want to be a model?
No.. ._. I'd probably trip on the catwalk.

10. Who is the most experimental person you know?
Alex. xDD We once ate ketchup with cookies. It was nasty.

13. Who do you want to be with right now?
Ashley.

16. Your motivation for tomorrow?
Clean my damn room!

17. Last person to hurt you emotionally?
Courtney.

18. Last person to make you laugh?
Coleen.

19. Last thing you drank?
YOUR FACE. >:{

21. Do you like someone right now?
Yes, yes I do. -Clings to imaginary Sasuke plushie.-

22. Do daddy long legs freak you out?
Nope. They're cute!

23. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
If by someone you mean my cat's, yes.

24. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
Yes.. Oops? xD

25. Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
No, I kiss their head.

26. What's your favorite season?
Spring.

27. What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Charles Manson. <3

29. Would you ever work in a retirement home?
I would, yeah. Old people seem to like me, so I have no problem with them.

30. Do you believe plants have feelings?
No, but I love them just the same.

32. Do you have nervous twitches?
Yep! I twitch involuntarily. A lot. It's fun.

34. If you could fly, where would you go first?
Europe.

36. Love or lust?
Love. <3 OmgI'msocorny.

37. One best friend or 10 acquaintances?
Agreed. One best friend.

38. Favorite food?
Mints.

39. Do you still talk to your first love?
No, I don't.

40. What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
Starting my senior project.

41. Current smell?
Strawberry Suave shampoo.

42. Do you get your nails done?
No, and I never will. I like my au naturale.. -ness!

43. Most favorite person?
Alex/Kuwa/Weaselbee. She's my best friend, 5 years running!

44. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?
Like I remember! I hate McDonalds!

45. Are you an emotional person?
Most of the time. Or just overdramatic. :P

46. Do you like your name?
No.

47. Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
Yeah, sometimes. But, she needs to tell me when we're going to do that camping thing.

48. Do you have a plane?
I have a plane-shaped kite?

49. Do you get along with your parents?
Yeah.

50.Would you rather be hot or cold?
Hot.

51. Worst Habit?
Chewing on things when I'm bored.

52. Looking forward to?
Hanging out with Ashley.

53. Biggest fear?
Needles. That one is unrivaled.

54. How much do you like your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend?
<3333 Screw words.

56. Favorite place to be?
The Sutton park.

57. Do you have a crush?
Define crush.

58. Do you hate anybody?
Not surprising, but yes!

59. Does anyone hate you?
Most definitely.

MOUTHOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Italian.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
... ? I hate them all. :<

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Brian's.

What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it?
Black cherries.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
I like veggie pizzas. Yum!

What do you like to put on your toast?
Strawberry jam.

What is your favorite type of gum?
Minty.

TECHNOLOGY

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
I Love Egg. XD

How many televisions are in your house?
Five.

Do you use a laptop or desktop?
Desktop.

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Ambidexterous.

Do you like your smile?
No. But, for some reason, other people do.

What's your best feature?
My tummy, as I've been told.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not from my knowledge?

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My sense of smell. I have a habit of memorizing smells. Especially from other people when I hug them~.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
December?

What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
Pool table.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die?
No!

Is love for real?
Who knows?

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Avel. :3

What color do you think looks best on you?
Green.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Paper. xD

Have you ever saved someone's life?
Hehehe, I wish.

Has someone ever saved yours?
Nope!

DAREOLOGY

Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
No. ... Why, do you want me to?

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I've done it without money, so HELL YES.

Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
No. :<

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yeah.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Screw. You. >_>

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes. xD

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Yeah, I've always got Youtube.

DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
No pockets, bish!

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I hate it.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both.

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. o_O

Could you live with roommates?
Depends on who they are.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.

Where were you born?
New Hampshire.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
We got in trouble for 'trespassing' in a public park. Yeah, wtf.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Photojournalist.

LASTOLOGY

Friend you talked to?
Sabe.

Last person you called?
Sabe.

FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
512

Color?
Green.

Season?
Spring.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
Everyone.

Mood?
Procrastinating.

Listening to?
Drake & Josh on TV.

Worrying about?
If I should clean my room now or not.

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
Sink to brush my teeth.

What can you not wait to do?
Camp out with Ashley and company.

What's the last movie you saw?
Cinderelly, Cinderelly.. uhm.. Blah blah blah blah~.

Do you smile often?
Yeah.

Are you a friendly person?
WANNA BE MY FRIEND?!

Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Probably try cleaning my room. A little.

Stolen survey!

2007-07-30T00:59:09Z

Were you named after anyone? - Uhh.. My great grandma, I think. :'D

When was the last time you cried? - I forget! I guess I don't cry very much at all, unless something touches me.. in that weird special way that I never understand. Maybe. Grr. I dunno.

Do you like your handwriting? - No! >:[

Do you have kids? - ... No. I love children, I scare them away by smiling, but they obviously aren't for me.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? - I'd beat myself with a crowbar. .. Somtimes.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? - No, of course not. ¬_¬

Do you still have your tonsils? - Yep!

Would you bungee jump? - Hell no! I'd have a young-aged heartattack!

Do you think you are strong? - Yes. But, I'm a creampuff, so no worries about being beat up.

What is the first thing you notice about people? - Their eyes.

Red or pink? - Both of them. At the same time. VALENTINES TYE-DYE! <3

What is the least favorite thing about yourself? - My convenient lack of motivation.

Favorite smells? - Wood stove, early morning fog, tea steam, tea itself, baking bread, warm vanilla sugar, white tea + ginger, green tea + honey, sulpher, Ashley's hair, Sabe, after-rain air (preferably thunderstorms), grass in general, hardcover books, strawberry.

Hobbies? Currently? - Singing in the shower, vague sewing, doodling vs drawing, coloring, correcting grammar, reading, painting, curling up on my bed, planting iris', ... My cat, Louis. <3

Hair color? - Bright blonde.

Eye color? - Cobault.

Do you wear contacts? - No, just glasses.

Last movie you watched? - Fantasia 2000

Summer or winter? - Neither. Early autumn, late spring.

Hugs or kisses? - Hugs. I love cuddling. But, kisses make me blush and that's embarrassing as it is.

What book are you reading now? - The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

What is on your mouse pad? - A rainbow peace sign. o_O

Favorite sounds? - The unnamed morning birds, crickets chirping, music boxes, piano, violin, Sabe's voice (especially singing. I remember it, muwahaha), classical music (especially Mozart), chimes, flowing water, wind-rustled leaves, and BELLS.

Rolling Stones or Beatles? - Mozart and Tchaikovsky FTW! Pwn'd. <3

Do you have a special talent? - I can act like a complete moron and make people smile doing so. I also have a "talent" of getting hurt somehow, in some weird way mostly thanks to my own radiant stupidity. You love it. :D

lordsaucypants @ 2007-07-19T21:11:00

2007-07-20T01:22:05Z

Try a little more
Little more, litte more
Smack you like a bitch
And you take it like a whore
Upside down
And around and around
Just another piece
'Till you need another sound

I have no idea. Yeah.
But, it's a good song.
The info is on this entry somewhere, look for it, damn it!
I JUST HAD SUGAR. :<
Whooooosh!
BROWNIES OF POWER!

Ahahahaha.
Levitra = Viagra wanna-be.
Get your erections today!

Maybe.

I love the History channel.
I really do. I mean it.
I'm a dork. And not the whale penis kind of dork.
:'D CHA CHA CHA!!

So yeah. Me, mum, Coleen, Rob, and Weaslebee are going to go see (finally) Harry Potter V: Order of the Phoenix.
We'll be at the Millbury Plaza theater thing. It's hard to miss. Come on. It's the first on the left when you come up the entrance road. And I mean really hard to miss.
Dunno if we're going to dress up, but chances are high! (Though, convincing my family we're *not* insane will be fairly difficult.)
If you want to see/come with us, drop me a line? The more the merrier.
That and I don't want to hang out with my parents and boring brother otherwise.
:<

Now I feel mean.

.
.
.
Oh well!

Chaos.
Panic.
Disorder.
My work here is done.